[Winona] Serious humor about property and all taxes the last 100 years ....

[Kelly Herold]

Ronald Reagen


On 10/18/06 12:56 PM, "Lyle Ziegeweid" <joannz at rconnect.com> wrote:

> [Winona Online Democracy]
> 
> 
> Following the current subject of property taxes...........
> At first I thought the following was funny...then I realized the awful truth
> of it.  
> (Gets worse toward the bottom).
> Joann Ziegeweid
> 
> 
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
> 
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
> 
> Tax his cow, 
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
> 
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
> 
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
> 
> Tax his cigars, 
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries, then
> Tax his tears.
> 
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his you know what.
> 
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
> 
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
> 
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
> 
> Put these words
> upon his tomb, 
> "Taxes drove me
> to my doom..."
> 
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
> ++++++++++++++++
> 
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax 
> 
> Cigarette Tax 
> Corporate Income Tax
> 
> Dog License Tax
> Federal Income Tax
> 
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> 
> Food License Tax,
> Fuel permit tax 
> 
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Hunting License Tax
> 
> Inheritance Tax
> Interest expense 
> 
> Inventory tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax 
> 
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> 
> Medicare Tax
> Property Tax 
> 
> Real Estate Tax
> Service charge taxes
> 
> Social Security Tax (Thank Clinton )
> Road usage taxes 
> 
> Sales Tax 
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> 
> School Tax
> State Income Tax 
> 
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone federal excise tax
> Telephone federal universal service fee tax
> Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
> Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
> Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
> Telephone state and local tax
> Telephone usage charge tax
> Utility Taxes 
> 
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> 
> Watercraft registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax 
> Workers Compensation Tax
> 
> COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
> in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
> 
> What happened? 
> 
> 
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